July 21 2006
Drunk at the Wheel? No Worries!
posted by Ana Samways at 1:57 pm
New Zealand’s nastiest franchise – the Two Dollar Shop – has found the answer to New Zealand’s shocking road toll statistics. Land Transport and the Police obviously should endorse the sale of these as opposed to lining the pockets of advertising agencies.
Instructions on how to use follow…(click read post)
July 21st, 2006 at 4:03 pm
I might have to get one for our staff meetings…
July 21st, 2006 at 5:24 pm
I like the ‘Before.. drunk driving’ bit!
At last! A way to booze my brains out and not kill more innocents…
July 21st, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Doesn’t really address the problem of being so out of it that you can’t reach the wheel with your feet, does it?
July 21st, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Yeah, and it would sell better if there was somewhere to rest your beer can attached.
July 21st, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Well I will no longer have to worry about falling down drunk this will bring me back to life everytime
July 21st, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Graham – Haven’t seen you “falling down drunk” in a long time!! Thats what happens when you have kids – responsibility!!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 12:19 am
Points for attention #2 says “Avoid being used or played by children”.
This is discriminatory! Kids who’ve stayed up all night doing black sambuca shots have just as much right to drive home drunk as the rest of us do. I will be reporting this to the Children’s Commissioner.
July 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 10:04 am
It occurred to me that this blog entry is something of a journalistic cop-out by Ana and Steven. They haven’t tried the device under real-life conditions have they?
July 22nd, 2006 at 11:34 am
Would you really want to try something as high quality as that?