September 27 2006
From the Ministry of Spy Vs. Spy
posted by Steven Shaw at 3:04 pm
There’s no need for our politicians or members of the Exclusive Brethren to go to the expense and hassle of hiring private investigators to dig the dirt, because now there’s The Office Espionage Kit.
The kit includes: Two sneaky mirrors which can be arranged as a periscope for seeing around the bendy Beehive corridors, a miniature listening device (to stash in the PM’s pot plant), an invisible ink pen for leaving secret messages during caucus meetings, and a book of spying tips. While we haven’t read the book, we believe that top of the list is “Don’t get caught”.
