March 07 2007
Not Really News
posted by Ana Samways at 10:03 am
No Fear: Elderly Latvian woman cleans the windows of her first floor apartment. More photos here.
Fundraising Incentive: Principal makes good on his promise to shave his legs, cross dress and allow himself to be duct taped to a wall.
Future of the Monarchy Looking Good: Princes William and Harry help their grandmother by recording a message on her answering machine. “Hey wassup!” their message said. “This is Liz. Sorry I’m away from the throne. For a hotline to Philip, press one. For Charles, press two,” the recording continued. “And for the corgis, press three.” Fox News has the scoop.
Global Warming To Blame: Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages. They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.
Woman Not Happy With Her Youthful Appearance: A Manchester woman who is nearly 40 years-old gets asked for ID at a nightclub to prove she’s older than 18.
