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Anatomy tattoos are the next big thing: You’d be obliged to get the location right.

The 10 most expensive paintings of all time: Sure they’re nice, but you could get a print of that Renoir from Victoria Park market for $10 and that Pollock guy is having us on, right?

Toffs vs chavs: A group from Scotland’s private Glenalmond College have ruffled feathers with a “chav-hunting” video they posted on YouTube called Class Wars, which features the chaps fishing a chav from a river, then beating him with a stick, hunting a pack of fleeing chavs, and dispatching chavs with a shotgun. (Video has been pulled, but the link takes you to the story)

What social bookmarking site Digg looked like in 1995.

Bad Taste endorsement: Joe Gannascoli, the actor who played Vito in The Sopranos is endorsing the “Vito” Signature Cue Stick, which is being marketed it as “a cue to die for”. (Vito was a New Jersey gangster, who was gay, and met his demise when fellow mobsters sodomised and fatally beat him with a pool cue.)

At a recent press conference, President Bush reveals a new, slow-moving threat to the American people…