August 16 2007
Choice Links
posted by Ana Samways at 11:17 am
Dlisted.com’s caption contest this week used this horrendous photo of a couple of underweight, over-tanned, peroxide damaged fem-fools just moments before their lips exploded. Read the captions here…
Eww Yuck: In Ben Kingsley’s new movie The Wackness the 63-year-old has a big pash scene with the teeny weeny 21-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen.
Madonna shoots up on a plane…
Somewhere in Canada: A 9–year-old girl wanted to go on a one day camp which included fishing, hiking and golf but was told no “it’s just for boys” and directed to the Glamorous Girls camp, which includes a trip to a spa for manicures and pedicures.
This expansive diagram aims to document every instance of the phrase “is the new” encountered from various sources in 2005. It is intended to map the manifestations of a peculiarly common marketing and literary device.
The bra you never take off is a surgically-attached harness on the ribcage, developed in Israel.
You know all the stories we read about anything and everything doing you harm? Well here’s something to take the edge off coffee drinkers’ guilt… Not such good news for fans of the microwave oven.
Seinfeld Reunion Show 2027: Comedian and impersonator Frank Caliendo plays all the characters. Great, but I wish they’d coughed up for the jingle…

August 16th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I have no problems with Ben Kingsley kissing someone far younger – he’s a fine looking guy. It’s Michael Douglas kissing anyone that spooks me…
Speaking of kissing – those lips are…well…dumb.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
A friend pointed out this link; which says it’s actually good news for microwaves too!