February 11 2008
Man-Tan and Man-Flowers
posted by Ana Samways at 11:17 am
If banner ads were truthful: A great set of parody internet ads. More here…
Tom Jones (who is performing at Mission Estate Winery, Hawkes Bay, March 1) has taken out insurance on his chest hair with Lloyd’s of London. In the past, Lloyd’s has insured other celebrities’ body parts, including Keith Richards’ fingers and Jennifer Lopez’s booty…
“Is it better to be alone, or to settle?” asks a journalist at The Atlantic.com:
“My advice is this: Settle! That’s right. Don’t worry about passion or intense connection. Don’t nix a guy based on his annoying habit of yelling “Bravo!” in movie theaters. Overlook his halitosis or abysmal sense of aesthetics. Because if you want to have the infrastructure in place to have a family, settling is the way to go. Based on my observations, in fact, settling will probably make you happier in the long run, since many of those who marry with great expectations become more disillusioned with each passing year. “
Didn’t our mothers do that after getting pregnant in the 60s? Read the full diatribe here…
How many employees does Google have? This many…
Lawyer charged with assault for shaking a prosecutor’s hand too hard. Poor diddums…
Cue cunnilingual one-liners: This guy has a tongue and a half…
Fake it to make it with a Man-tan. Warning; these dudes are ‘hot’…
Will you be gettig some man flowers this Valentine’s Day? Best Valentine’s Day card. Or if that’s not quite what you’d like to says go here for the full selection of cynical V Day sentiments…
How a night of passion between a sheep and a goat led to Lisa the GEEP…
Video: Animal Planet special — “When Paparazzi Attack!”
February 11th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
The hand-shake thing sounds like an assault disguised as a harmless gesture (remember when bullies at school would slap you on the back so hard they’d leave a bruise, all the while pretending they had barely touched you?).
And I SO want a geep!