August 12 2008
Olympic Choice Links
posted by Ana Samways at 11:24 am
Olympic bad taste: The Spanish Basketball Federation published a good luck advertisement in one of Spain’s largest newspapers before the team headed for Beijing. No one thought making a slant-eyed gesture would be inappropriate. The Guardian has the full story.
Olympic fashion: A snarky but hilarious analysis of the fashion from the Olympic Opening Ceremony (with screen grabs) awards South Africa the “worst Olympic outfit” beause of their lime green crocs. Many of the remaining countries are categorised for their fashion crimes — as Airline Attendants, Fast Food Workers or IBM Employees. Australia however was dubbed a Maxi Pad Commercial: “The problem with fading from light blue to white is you look like those absorbency demonstrations where they show you how effective their pads or diapers are.”
Olympic bling: Full medal table here.
Blue Screen of Death during Olympic opening ceremony.
Picture this: Bush is still enjoying the women’s beach volleyball.
Olympic non-performers: If you can’t be the best, be the worst: Here are the world’s worst achieving Olympic countries. Or put another way, countries who don’t give a shit about the Olympics.
Video: Although beach volleyball has taken over from gymnastics for perving at the female form, this montage of gymnastic crash and burns from the 2000 Sydney games, is still worth a look.

August 13th, 2008 at 9:59 am
This is what the Aussies said about their uniform “Navy blue on the bottom and gradually fading through lighter hues to peak in a silvery white cap, the Australian team members in Beijing resembled waves bobbing as they strode proudly into the National Stadium.”
They didn’t look like waves to me! They looked like those matching outfits you imagine rich US tourists wear to breakfast on cruise ships.
I love poking fun at the vile outfits countries make their teams wear…but we’re our team in crocs also? The shame!
August 13th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Well, to be fair, Asutalian gravity would have been working the opposite way for most of these northern hemisphere athletes; let’s cut them some slack.
August 13th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Errr…Australian.
No where are my brane pills?
August 13th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Just found a site that praised our uniforms. Then again, they also thought the Swiss looked good and I thought their outfits were horrid.
August 13th, 2008 at 10:24 am
And look the BSOD happened right in front on the NZ flag. Now we will be famous to geeks world wide.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hehehe. A BSOD at the Olympics. That’s funnier than the green hat the Sierra Leone guy is wearing (if that’s possible!).
August 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Just a point about that montage video – all those gymnasts crashing out on the vault was because the horse was set 10cm too low. It was the major balls up of the 2000 Olympics. I can’t remember if they were given another go after the mistake was discovered. Can anyone else remember?
August 13th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Thanks for that Jessica. Will see what I can find out