April 22 2009
Black Humour Dictionary and Other Choice Links
posted by Ana Samways at 10:41 am
Black humour in dictionary form. More here.
Video Link: Breathalyser test FAIL.
Picture this: Drama Club (or Cross Dressing Club, maybe? ) from 1901.
Nice intro:
“Just as “the cougar” has territorially marked the whole of pop culturedom, a new female predator is stalking into collective consciousness: “The hyena.” She is a younger and more aggressive creature, but hungers for male meat — wink, wink — all the same.”
Satire, folks: A tech-savvy judge in Mississippi is forcing a paroled convict to tweet every ten minutes as a way of updating his parole officer of his whereabouts.
What are they on about? Corporate Gibberish Generator.
“We here at Spare Room Publishing ltd realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to facilitate compellingly. The mindshare factor is C2B2B. Think blog-based. Think synergistic. Think open-source. Think innovative. But don’t think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use…”
Video: Employee of the month. Not.

April 22nd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I have a child’s alphabet book at home – with the same hypnotic grammar in the captions – that I keep meaning to internetise.
Apart from various double entendres it also answers the finger-vs-thumbs and tomato-as-vegetable questions.