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Concerned about the environment? Have a sense of humour? Then follow Sustainable Tips. Their latest tweet : “Only engage in intercourse with short people. Thus, any offspring would be smaller and would require less resources to live.”

Video Link that’ll make you go OMG out loud #1: Abstinence-only rappers sing about the “Christian Side Hug” – because there is always a danger of penetration with frontal hugs.

Video Link that’ll make you go OMG out loud #2: Seven-foot tall Australian model.

Christmas gift idea… Courtesy of Trade Me (Via Dan News follow him if you’re not already!)

Celebrity: The guy who wrote and won an Oscar for Pulp Fiction, Roger Avary, is currently behind bars in jail for his role in a fatal crash, and now he tweets about prison life.

“The “clean” sheets reek of the sweat of a thousand men, breakfast porridge is made with oats from sacks with a picture of a horse on them labeled “Not intended for human consumption”, the windows let in little light and he is subjected to random strip-down and cavity searches by a “leering, rotund officer”.

Road users: 9 Driving Habits that Most Annoy Cyclists.

Update: The picture of the hedge-cutting foray in Cambridge, which appeared in Sideswipe last week, has hit the papers in England with the headline reading “Are you off yer hedge?”. In line with often dubious reporting by The Sun it then reads “A potty gardener trims his hedge – using a sit-on lawnmower and a crane”. Read it here.

Video: Let’s mount a horse! Another great idea bought to you by alcohol. A pair of drunk guys in Saratoga, NY try to climb aboard a fiberglass horse.