May 03 2010
Fart-Absorbing Blanket
posted by Ana Samways at 3:29 pm…or otherwise known as The Better Marriage Blanket.
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Edited by Ana Samways & Steven Shaw
Edited by Ana Samways & Steven Shaw
May 03 2010
…or otherwise known as The Better Marriage Blanket.
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:08 pm
So you basically get to collect up all your farts and sleep under them together… how romantic!
May 4th, 2010 at 8:46 am
“The same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons”
Does it also protect against PMS? Silent treatment? “That” look?
May 4th, 2010 at 10:19 am
I dare anyone to give their wife this for an anniversary gift…
May 4th, 2010 at 11:32 am
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May 4th, 2010 at 11:40 am
what about better marriage undies!
May 4th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I really, really want to be invited to a wedding now since this “makes a great wedding gift”.
But seriously, someone is missing an opportunity here. Why don’t they just make trousers out of this material? If they start now they could have something on the market in time for St Patricks Day 2011. Guiness farts are not to be sniffed at.
May 6th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Moata!! That is some seriously cool stuff! I mite just buy the blanket and cut it up for trouser lining. Guiness farts are some of the worlds most potent..
May 7th, 2010 at 9:56 am
@Moata and Ryan
I am sorry to say that it’s too late for you guys. Some guy in UK has ‘invented’ this ‘better marriage undies’ already.