July 19 2010
Your Stars and Other Choice Links
posted by Ana Samways at 1:04 pm
Your stars: Last Thursday’s NZ Herald forecast for Aries.
You know you’ve made it when… Celebrities who have Personal Umbrella Holders. Seriously? Hold your own damn brollie!
Holy shit balls! Extend your vocabulary with the help of the Periodic Table of Swearing.
Publishing: Following our local religious publishing controversy – Virgin Mary in a condom – Jesus appears in Playboy, Portugal (along with the nude women) to acknowledge the death of writer José Saramago, the only Portuguese-language writer to win the Nobel literature prize. Now the mag is being closed down.
Video link: Rugby ref knocked out.
On Trade Me jobs: An Execution specialist.
Video: “We are the best” election theme song for the Best Party, created by comedian Jon Gnarr who stood and won the local body election in Reykjavik, Iceland. Maybe joke candidate Simon Prast does have a chance for the Supercity Grand Poobah?
July 19th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Re: the umbrellas…
You mean to say you don’t have your own umbrella peeps – get with the times Samways!
Winona Ryder – that guy isn’t an umbrella holder, he’s the guy from the shop she just stole it from coming to take it back.
Rihanna – look carefully, as she has her hand on the umbrella, she’s the umbrella holder for the guy she’s obscuring.
Serena Williams – now we know what John Howard has been up to since he retired from politics.
Brangelina – they were keynote speakers at the AAMSURC (Association of American Mauve Striped Umbrella Retailers Conference).
July 20th, 2010 at 9:10 am
hey that sumo guy must be REALLY important because he has brad pit holding his umbrella..